“A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.” — Lisa Kleypas
There’s nothing so special about a man’s penis that it changes the character and quality of life of a woman for the rest of her life. It’s sex. It’s what we do. It’s how we survive. And a woman-should be-is able to participate and enjoy it at her choosing as much as any man does without any repercussions or the shaming of someone like you.”
— Bryan chewing someone up and spitting them out…because they taste gross. (via bunandcheeeese)
you’re gonna spend the rest of your life going after pretty girls who don’t actually laugh, girls who just open their pretty eyes real wide and say things like ‘wow, you’re really hilarious’.
it’ll be like a kick in the throat when you try to feed her fruit and she asks ‘are your hands clean babe?’ in that moment you’ll remember me, my name will weigh down your tongue and you’ll excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you won’t wash your hands.
that night, she will eat from your soiled fingers and you will plough through her roughly, she’ll tell you to ‘slow down’ and you won’t hear her. you will never be the same.
— Warsan Shire (via madeineightyeight)